the worst thing about turning 40

While having a birthday is always better than the alternative, your 40th birthday is a day of mixed emotions. One might think that a receding hairline, expanding waste line, imminent poking and prodding from the doctor, or the reality that you are officially too old for the "young" couples class at your church would ruin your day. But nothing is quite as painful as having to spend an afternoon at the DMV. Happy Birthday; now give us $32 for your license renewal and sit and wait an inordinate amount of time. I don't like the person that created the Division of Motor Vehicles. They could at least require you to renew 6 months before or after your birthday....